Our menu is available for carryout & dine-in:
Tuesday + Wednesday 4–8pm,

Thursday 11:30am - 8pm

Friday 11:30am - 9pm
Saturday + Sunday 10am–3pm.

Menus are updated each day.

MENU AVAILABLE FOR SUNDAY 1/16/2022, 10am - 3pm.

*Please specify pick-up time in comments | Curbside pick-up available: call 614-725-1505 upon arrival

GF = Gluten-free | NF = Nut-free | SF = Soy-free | Everything is Vegan!

Our food is 100% vegan and made from scratch, with love.

FOOD MENU - Click menu items to order. Scroll down to see beverage and wholesale options, as well as to order.

BRUNCH SPECIALS - On Saturday + Sunday 10am - 3pm, we have a number of brunch specials. Click to view Brunch Specials.

PIZZA SPECIALS - On Thursdays 4pm - 8pm, we serve pizza featuring house-made dough, cheeze, sauce, and fixins.



Tamale Casserole $12 — Masa cornbread over your choice of Lentil BeefWalnut Sausage, or Barbecue Jackfruit, topped w/ salsa verde, slaw, buffalo queso, and aioli. Served with a side salad. (Gluten-free! Contains soy + cashews)



Randy Mac & Cheeze Tortuga $9 – Rotini tossed with buffalo queso, seasoned lentil "beef," shredded cashew cheeze, and pickled jalapenos. (contains cashews + soy)

Farmhaus Breaded Tofu Tortuga $8.50 — Breaded and baked tofu (your choice, get it tossed it our house smoky dojo hot sauce and SPICY, tossed in barbecue sauce BBQ, or not tossed in anything REGULAR), coconut bacon, tomatoes, pickled onions, and farmhaus ranch dressing. (contains cashews + coconut)

Barbecue Pulled Jackfruit Tortuga $8.50 — Pulled jackfruit slow-roasted in our haus barbecue sauce with sauteed green peppers, shredded cashew cheeze, pickled banana peppers, and onions. Served with a side of slaw and buffalo queso. (contains cashews)


SANDWICHES - Served with home fries or side salad.

Eggplant Po' Boy $12  – Breaded eggplant with tiger stripe slaw, lettuce, tomato, and zesty remoulade on a hoagie bun. NF SF

Eggplant Pambazo $12 — Mexico City-style wet sandwich: breaded and baked eggplant, slaw, salsa, remoulade, and buffalo queso on a brioche hoagie bun dipped in smoky dojo hot sauce and baked. Served with your choice of home fries or salad. (contains cashews)

Almond Pesto & Mozzarella Caprese Sandwich $10 — Creamy almond pesto, sliced tomatoes, and sliced cashew mozzarella cheeze on a brioche hoagie bun. Served with your choice of home fries or salad. (contains almonds + cashews)

Barbecue Pulled Jackfruit Sandwich $12 — Pulled jackfruit slow-roasted in our haus barbecue sauce with sauteed green peppers, buffalo queso, pickles, pickled onions, and slaw on a brioche hoagie bun. Served with your choice of home fries or salad. (contains cashews + soy)



Optimal Living Enchiladas $13 – Your choice of seasoned Lentil Beef, Walnut Sausage, or Barbecue Pulled Jackfruit with pickled jalapenos, shredded cashew cheeze, quinoa, and a roasted garlic enchilada sauce. Topped with buffalo queso, slaw, and aioli. (Gluten-Free! Contains cashews + soy.)

Supreme Mac & Cheezy $12 – Buffalo Mac & Cheeze topped with your choice of seasoned Lentil Beef, Walnut Sausage, or Barbecue Jackfruit, with slaw, salsa, shredded cashew cheeze, and aioli. (Gluten-Free! Contains cashews + soy.)

Tacos Hermanos $12Your choice of seasoned Lentil Beef, Walnut Sausage, or Barbecue Pulled Jackfruit with buffalo queso, slaw, salsa, aioli, and pickled onions on two corn tortillas. Served with a side salad. (Gluten-Free! Contains cashews + soy.)

Brassica Knuckles $12 – Your choice of seasoned Lentil BeefWalnut Sausage, or Barbecue Pulled Jackfruit with roasted beets, cream cheeze, cucumbers, slaw, aioli, and pickled radish and carrots over a bed of seasoned quinoa and greens. (Gluten-Free! Contains cashews + soy.)

Chadford Astoria Salad $9 — Greens tossed with cabbage, dried cranberries, tomatoes, carrots, and your choice of Sweet Mustard or Farmhaus Ranch Dressing, topped with coconut bacon, pickled onions, and pepitas. GF NF SF (contains coconut) Add Breaded Eggplant +$2. ( Breaded Eggplant are not gluten-free.)



Buffalo Mac & Cheeze $7 — Gluten-free rotini tossed with buffalo queso and baked, topped with shredded cashew cheeze. GF (contains cashews + soy)

Mac & Cheeze $7 — Gluten-free rotini tossed with creamy cheeze and shredded cashew cheeze. GF (contains cashews + soy)

Cheezy Quesadilla $6 — Melted cashew cheeze with coconut bacon and pickled jalapenos in a 12" flour tortilla. Served with salsa and slaw. (contains cashews + coconut)

Almond Pesto & Mozzarella Caprese $5 — Sliced tomatoes, sliced cashew mozzarella cheeze, drizzled with almond pesto. GF SF (contains almonds + cashews)

Side Salad $3 — Green leaf lettuce with farmhouse ranch dressing, pickled onion, tomato, and pepitas. GF SF NF

Home Fries $3 — Baked home fries. GF SF NF


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