Menu

 

Our menu is available for carryout & dine-in:

Tuesday + Wednesday + Thursday 11:00am - 8pm
Friday 11:00am - 9pm
Saturday + Sunday 10am–3pm.

Menus are updated each day.

*Please call 614-725-1505 to place order (curbside pick-up available). Or place order online for pick-up or delivery through Grubhub.


GF = Gluten-free | NF = Nut-free | SF = Soy-free | Everything is Vegan!


Our food is 100% vegan and made from scratch, with love.

BRUNCH SPECIALS - On Saturday + Sunday 10am - 3pm, we have a number of brunch specials. (Scroll down.)

PIZZA SPECIALS - On Thursdays 4pm - 8pm, we serve pizza featuring house-made dough, cheeze, sauce, and fixins. (Scroll down.)

 

*Please call 614-725-1505 to place order (curbside pick-up available). Or place order online for pick-up or delivery through Grubhub.

 

FOOD MENU

SPECIAL

Campstool Draw Falafel Wrap $11 – Haus-made falafel, with kalamata olive hummus, massaged red cabbage and lemon balm, tomatoes, and pickled banana peppers wrapped up in a toasted flour tortilla. Served with home fries or side salad. SF NF

The Campground at Campstool Draw Falafel Plate $12 – Haus-made falafel served over quinoa, with kalamata olive hummus, massaged red cabbage and lemon balm, tomatoes, and pickled banana peppers. SF NF GF

 

TORTUGAS

Randy Mac & Cheeze Tortuga $9 – Rotini tossed with buffalo queso, seasoned lentil "beef," shredded cashew cheeze, and pickled jalapenos. (contains cashews + soy)

Walnut Chorizo & Plantain Tortuga $9 — Walnut chorizo, plantains, buffalo queso, shredded cheeze, jalapenos, onions, and coconut bacon, served with salsa verde. (contains cashews, walnuts, coconut + soy)

Barbecue Pulled Jackfruit Tortuga $9 — Pulled jackfruit slow-roasted in our haus barbecue sauce with sauteed green peppers, shredded cashew cheeze, pickled banana peppers, and onions. Served with a side of slaw and buffalo queso. (contains cashews)

 

SANDWICHES & BURRITOS - Served with home fries or side salad.

Eggplant Po' Boy $12  – Breaded eggplant with tiger stripe slaw, lettuce, tomato, and zesty remoulade on a hoagie bun. NF SF

Eggplant Pambazo $12 — Mexico City-style wet sandwich: breaded and baked eggplant, slaw, salsa, remoulade, and buffalo queso on a brioche hoagie bun dipped in smoky dojo hot sauce and baked. Served with your choice of home fries or salad. (contains cashews)

Almond Pesto & Mozzarella Caprese Sandwich $11 — Creamy almond pesto, sliced tomatoes, and sliced cashew mozzarella cheeze on a brioche hoagie bun. Served with your choice of home fries or salad. (contains almonds + cashews)

Jean-Claude van Randy Burrito $11 — The namesake burrito: seven layers plus one more layer! Seasoned lentil beef with quinoa, avocado, buffalo queso, salsa, slaw, aioli, and greens wrapped in a flour tortilla. (contains cashews + soy)

Double Whammy Walnut Chorizo Grilled Cheeze $12 – Walnut chorizo, sliced cashew cheeze, pimento cheeze spread, pickled onions, banana peppers, and tomatoes on garlic buttered brioche. (contains walnuts + cashews)

 

PLATEFULS - Gluten-Free!

Chilaquiles $12 – Yellow corn tortillas simmered in roasted garlic enchilada sauce with your choice of seasoned Lentil Beef, Walnut Chorizo, or Barbecue Pulled Jackfruit served over a bed of quinoa, and topped with buffalo queso, slaw, salsa verde, aioli, and pickled onions. (Gluten-Free! Contains cashews + soy)

Supreme Mac & Cheezy $12 – Buffalo Mac & Cheeze topped with your choice of seasoned Lentil Beef, Walnut Chorizo, or Barbecue Pulled Jackfruit, with slaw, salsa, shredded cashew cheeze, and aioli. (Gluten-Free! Contains cashews + soy.)

Tacos Hermanos $12Your choice of seasoned Lentil Beef, Walnut Chorizo, or Barbecue Pulled Jackfruit with buffalo queso, slaw, salsa, aioli, and pickled onions on two corn tortillas. Served with a side salad. (Gluten-Free! Contains cashews + soy.)

Chadford Astoria Salad $9 — Greens tossed with cabbage, dried cranberries, tomatoes, carrots, and Farmhaus Ranch Dressing, topped with coconut bacon, pickled onions, and pepitas. GF NF SF (contains coconut) Add Breaded Eggplant +$2. ( Breaded Eggplant is not gluten-free.)

 

APPETIZERS, SHAREABLES & SIDES

Buffalo Queso Dip $7 — House-made buffalo queso served warm, topped with coconut bacon, and served with tortilla chips. GF (contains cashews, soy + coconut)

Pimento Cheeze Dip $7 — A ray of North Florida sunshine. House-made pimento cheeze, served cold with tortilla chips and veggies. GF SF (contains cashews)

Hummus $6 — A rotating variety of house-made hummus, served with tortilla chips and veggies. GF SF NF

Buffalo Mac & Cheeze $7 — Gluten-free rotini tossed with buffalo queso and baked, topped with shredded cashew cheeze. GF (contains cashews + soy)

Cheezy Quesadilla $6 — Melted cashew cheeze with coconut bacon and pickled jalapenos in a 12" flour tortilla. Served with salsa and slaw. (contains cashews + coconut)

Almond Pesto & Mozzarella Caprese $5 — Sliced tomatoes, sliced cashew mozzarella cheeze, drizzled with almond pesto. GF SF (contains almonds + cashews)

Side Salad $3 — Green leaf lettuce with farmhouse ranch dressing, pickled onion, tomato, and pepitas. GF SF NF

Home Fries $3 — Baked home fries. GF SF NF

 

*Please call 614-725-1505 to place order (curbside pick-up available). Or place order online for pick-up or delivery through Grubhub.

 

BRUNCH SPECIALS (Available Saturday + Sunday 10am - 3pm)

Loaded Brunch Tortuga $12 — Veggie scramble, coconut bacon, cheeze, sauteed veggies, and jalapenos loaded in a tortilla and toasted, then topped with hollandaise sauce. Served with home fries. (contains cashews + coconut + soy)

Breakfast Bunny Chow $12 — Veggie scramble and walnut chorizo stuffed in bread, smothered with hollandaise sauce and topped with coconut bacon. Served with side salad. (contains walnuts and soy)

Chilaquiles $12 — Corn tortillas marinated in roasted garlic enchilada sauce served over quinoa, and topped with veggie scramble, potatoes, buffalo queso, slaw, salsa, and pickled onions, topped with eggy hollandaise sauce. (contains walnut, cashews + soy)

Breakfast Tacos $12 — Veggie scramble, buffalo queso, coconut bacon, pickled jalapenos, slaw, salsa, and aioli on a corn tortilla x 2! Served with side salad or homefries. Gluten-free! (contains cashews, coconut + soy)

Haus French Toast Monster $12 — French toasted brioche hoagie bun and stuffed with blueberry compote, topped with powdered sugar and candied walnuts. Served with a side of homefries and veggie scramble. (contains walnuts + soy)

Eggplant Pambazo $12 — Mexico City-style wet sandwich: breaded and baked eggplant, slaw, salsa, remoulade, and buffalo queso on a brioche hoagie bun dipped in smoky dojo hot sauce and baked. Served with your choice of home fries or salad. (contains cashews)

Francy Breakfast Burrito $12 — Veggie scramble, coconut bacon, shredded cashew cheeze, aioli, salsa, walnut chorizo, banana peppers, quinoa, slaw, lettuce wrapped up! Served with homefries or side salad. (contains cashews, walnuts, coconut + soy)

Oyster Mushroom & Béchamel $12 SF
Oyster mushrooms sauteed in garlic butter served over an open-faced brioche hoagie bun, topped with creamy, cheezy béchamel sauce. Served with salad and homefries.

Banh Mi Op La $12
Char siu jackfruit, walnut pate, pickled carrots, fresh cilantro, jalapenos and hollandaise sauce on a hoagie bun. Served with homefries or side salad. (contains walnuts + soy)

 

*Please call 614-725-1505 to place order (curbside pick-up available). Or place order online for pick-up or delivery through Grubhub.

 

PIZZA SPECIALS (Available Thursday 4-8pm)

HQ Pizzas are personal-size 8" pizzas made with scratch-made dough, cheeze, sauce, and fixins. (Cheeze contains cashews.)

All Pizzas are topped with marinara sauce, smoky mozzarella cheeze, and the following fixins:

  • Saucy Konitzer $12 — Seasoned lentil "beef," pickled jalapenos, and remoulade.

  • Official Pizza of Eagle Fang Karate Dojo $13 — Breaded eggplant tossed in hot sauce, with coconut bacon, pickled onion, and farmhouse ranch dressing.

  • All Valley Karate Tournament Winning Pizza $13 — Barbecue tossed walnut chorizo, coconut bacon, pickled onions, and farmhouse ranch dressing.

  • Tom Jon's Bella Vista Special $13 — Lentil "beef," sauteed green peppers, and banana peppers, with a garlic butter crust.

  • T.J.'s Night on the Town $12 — Plantains, coconut bacon, pickled onion & salsa verde drizzle
  • Book Club $12 — Walnut "chorizo," pesto, pickled jalapenos.

  • Rival Book Club $12 — Breaded eggplant, banana peppers, kalamata olives.

  • Kevin McAllister $12 — A plain cheeze pizza, just for me.

PLEASE NOTE: Pizzas require extra time to cook, so factor that in to your pick up time.

 

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