Our menu is available for carryout & dine-in:
Tuesday–Thursday 4–8pm,

Friday 12pm - 8pm
Saturday + Sunday 11am–3pm.

Menus are updated each day.

Menu available: 

TUESDAY (4/20) 4pm - 8pm

**please specify pick-up time in comments :)

ORDERING (phone, online)
  * WEBSITE: place an order any time for next available pick-up, please include preferred pick-up time in order comments field; for any questions please call 614-725-1505 or email

  * BY PHONE: place an order during operating hours: call 614-725-1505.

* CURBSIDE PICKUP: please call 614-725-1505 upon arrival and we can bring your order to your car :)

GF = Gluten-free | NF = Nut-free | SF = Soy-free | Everything is Vegan!

Our food is 100% vegan and made from scratch, with love.

FOOD MENU - Click menu items to order. Scroll down to see beverage and wholesale options, as well as to order.

BRUNCH SPECIALS - On Saturday + Sunday 11 - 3, we have a number of brunch specials.

PIZZA SPECIALS - On Thursdays, we serve pizza featuring house-made dough, cheeze, sauce, and fixins.



Randy Mac & Cheeze Tortuga $8.50 – Rotini tossed with buffalo queso, seasoned lentil "beef," shredded cashew cheeze, and pickled jalapenos. (contains cashews + soy)

Hawaiian Pizza Tortuga $8 – Seitan "ham," pineapple, shredded cashew cheeze, pickled onions, and marinara sauce. (contains cashews + soy)

Farmhaus Breaded Tofu Tortuga $8 — Breaded and baked tofu (get it SPICY and tossed in our Smoky Dojo Hot Sauce, or REGULAR), coconut bacon, tomatoes, pickled onions, and farmhaus ranch dressing. (contains cashews + coconut)

TORTUGA OF THE MONTH: Pasta Puttanesca Tortuga $8.50 — Bad girls pasta tortuga, featuring walnut "sausage," rotini tossed with marinara sauce, capers, pickled spicy peppers, garlic, and shredded cashew cheeze.


SANDWICHES - Served with home fries or side salad.

Southside Cubano $11 — Marinated banana peel barbacoa, seitan "ham," sliced cashew cheeze, pickles, and sweet mustard on a panini pressed hoagie brioche bun. (contains cashews + soy)

Eggplant Po' Boy $11  – Breaded eggplant with tiger stripe slaw, lettuce, tomato, and zesty remoulade on a hoagie bun. NF SF



Optimal Living Enchiladas $12 – Your choice of seasoned Lentil Beef (GF), Walnut Sausage (GF)Breaded Tofu, or Breaded Eggplant with pickled jalapenos, shredded cashew cheeze, quinoa, and a roasted garlic enchilada sauce. Topped with buffalo queso, slaw, and aioli. (contains cashews // walnut sausage contains walnuts // lentil beef and walnut "sausage" = gluten-free)

Supreme Mac & Cheezy $12 – Buffalo Mac & Cheeze topped with your choice of seasoned Lentil Beef (GF), Walnut Sausage (GF)Breaded Tofu, or Breaded Eggplant, with slaw, salsa, shredded cashew cheeze, and aioli. (contains cashews // walnut "sausage" contains walnuts // lentil beef and walnut "sausage" = gluten-free)

Boardwalk Terrace Salad $9 — Greens tossed with cabbage, dried cranberries, tomatoes, carrots, and your choice of Sweet Mustard or Farmhaus Ranch Dressing, topped with coconut bacon, pickled onions, and pepitas. GF NF SF (contains coconut) Add Seitan "Ham," Breaded Tofu, or Breaded Eggplant +$2. (Ham contains gluten; tofu contains soy)



Buffalo Mac & Cheeze $7 — Gluten-free rotini tossed with buffalo queso and baked, topped with shredded cashew cheeze. GF

Side Salad $3 — Green leaf lettuce with farmhouse ranch dressing, pickled onion, tomato, and pepitas. GF

Home Fries $3 — Baked home fries. GF


Check out some really nice things that people are saying about us here: Acclaim.
Check out our Instagram page for gorgeous photos of the food and the shop: @twodollarradiohq

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