Weekly Menu

Available Tuesday - Thursday 11am - 8pm, Fridays 11am - 9pm

NF = Nut-Free | SF = Soy-Free | GF = Gluten-Free | Everything is Vegan!


For carryout or pickup, please call 614-725-1505 to place order (curbside pick-up available). Or place order online for pick-up or delivery through Grubhub.


Our plant-based menu consists of World-Inspired Comfort Food.
Everything from our meat-substitutes to nut-cheezes and sauces are scratch-made in-house in small batches. We don't use mock meats or cheeses, or have a deep fryer.



Mushroom & Kale Strata - $14 
Sauteed mushrooms and kale between custardy bread covered in haus made mozzarella, topped with parsley and freshly ground nutmeg. Served with a side salad or homefries.


AFTERNOON A LA CARTE TACO SPECIALS — $2 (3-6pm, Tuesday - Friday)

Fried Jackfish Tacos 
fried jackfruit "fish" tacos with tartar sauce and slaw. NF, GF



Fried Jackfish

fried jackfruit "fish" slider with tartar sauce and slaw NF



Tortugas are square, toasted burritos, stuffed with shredded cashew cheeze, pickled onions and jalapenos.

  • Randy Mac & Cheeze Tortuga — Queso mac & cheeze with soy beef. Served with salsa. (contains cashews, soy, + walnuts)
  • Sausage & Roasted Red Peppers — Walnut sausage and roasted red peppers. Served with remoulade. (contains cashews, walnuts, + soy)
  • Samosa — Spiced potatoes, onions, and peas. Served with mint-cilantro chutney. (contains cashews)
  • Everything (but the) Bagel Carrot Lox — Smoky carrot lox, scallion cream cheeze, and capers, with everything bagel seasoning. Served with farmhouse ranch dressing. (contains cashews + soy)


SANDWICHES & BURRITOS - Served with home fries, side salad, tortilla chips + hummus, or tortilla chips + salsa.

Pambazo $14
Mexico City-style wet sandwich: Breaded Eggplant , slaw, salsa, aioli, and queso on a brioche hoagie bun dipped in smoky dojo hot sauce and baked. (contains cashews + soy)

Jean-Claude van Randy Burrito $13
Soy beef with quinoa, queso, salsa, slaw, aioli, and greens wrapped in a flour tortilla. (contains cashews + soy)

Mac & Cheeze Monster $14
Breaded + baked mac & cheeze patty with sliced cashew cheeze, tomatoes, pickled onions, and remoulade on sliced brioche. (contains cashews + soy)

Choripán $14
Walnut sausage, sliced cashew cheeze, tomatoes, pickled onions, and mint-cilantro chutney on a hoagie bun. (contains walnuts + cashews)

Eggplant & Hummus Wrap $13
Breaded + baked eggplant with hummus, quinoa, lettuce, tomato, pickled onions and slaw wrapped in a flour tortilla and toasted. NF SF

Carrot Lox & Apple Sandwich $14
Carrot lox, almond crema, pickled onion, capers, sliced apple on toasted brioche. (contains almonds + soy)

Eggplant Po' Boy $14
Breaded and baked eggplant, tomatoes, slaw, and remoulade on a hoagie bun. NF SF


PLATEFULS - All Plates are Gluten-Free! — $14

Smoky Carrot Lox Bowl
Smoky carrot lox served over quinoa and greens with slaw, tomato, pickled radish and onions, almond crema, mint-cilantro chutney, and pepitas. (contains almonds

Tacos Hermanos Plate
Soy beef with pickled radish, fresh cilantro, almond crema on corn tortillas. Served with chips + salsa. (contains almonds + soy)



Buffalo Queso Dip $8
Served warm with tortilla chips. GF (contains cashews + soy)

Hummus $7
Rotating variety, served with tortilla chips + veggies. GF SF NF

Mac & Cheeze Balls $10
Gluten-free mac & cheeze, breaded + baked. Served with a side of remoulade. GF (contains cashews + soy)

Cheezy Quesadilla $8
Melted cashew cheeze with soy beef and pickled onions in a 12" flour tortilla. Served with salsa and slaw. (contains cashews + soy)

Samosas Dorados $10
Spiced potatoes, onions, and peas wrapped in corn tortillas and toasted. Served with mint-cilantro chutney. NF GF SF

Authentic Midwestern Appetizer Platter  $13
Two Mac & Cheeze Balls, two Samosas Dorados, and chips with hummus and salsa. GF (contains cashews + soy)

Side Salad $3
Green leaf lettuce with farmhouse ranch dressing, pickled onion, tomato, and pepitas. GF SF NF

Home Fries $3
Baked home fries. GF SF NF




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