All food is prepared fresh, in-house, from scratch, with the exception of our bread, which comes from Lucky Cat Bakery in Granville, Ohio; our desserts which come from Doughasis, also in Granville, Ohio; and our tortillas, which come from Koki's Tortillas, in the Hilltop neighborhood of Columbus, Ohio. Eric Obenauf is our unicorn-level head chef. Our cafe is 100% vegan.

(Menu updated: 10/23/2018)

FRIDAY ONLY (5PM - 10PM): Special vegan pizza menu (scroll down to view 11/16 menu), in addition to regular our menu.

SATURDAY + SUNDAY ONLY (UNTIL 3PM): Special dope vegan brunch menu.
Please note that we can't serve booze on Sundays only, but we have killer coffee drinks, wink.

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GF = Gluten-free | NF = Nut-free | SF = Soy-free

 SHAREABLES

  • Cowboy Caviar — $6 — Break out your aviators and flip-flops for the feel-good hit of the summer. Zesty bean salsa with avocado and lime. Served with tortilla chips. GF NF SF
  • Meemaw's Famous Gameday Buffalo Dip — $6 — If Ickey Woods’ celebration shuffle were a vegan dip, it would be this creamy spin on a gameday classic. Served with tortilla chips. (Contains cashews.) GF

SAMMYS + WRAPS + TACOS — $10

Served with a choice of Chips + Cowboy Caviar, Salad, or Sweet Potatoes.

  • Notable Chick'n Sammy or Wrap click-for-image-button.png Beer-battered seitan "chick'n" patty done right: pimento cheeze, smoky superhero sauce, red onions, lettuce, pickles. (Contains cashews.)
  • Barbecue Chick'n Sammy or Wrap — Beer-battered seitan "chick'n" patty that's like a slo-mo dance-off (delightful): barbecue sauce, smoky pimento cheeze, jalapenos, red onions, and lettuce. (Contains cashews.)
  • Meatiest Burger in Missouri Burger — House-made burger patty with scallion cheddar cheeze, coconut bacon, red onions, and barbecue sauce. (Contains cashews).
  • Tres Tacos Hermanos — Seasoned ground "beef," buffalo queso, pickled onions, cabbage, aioli on a corn tortilla x 3! GF (Contains cashews.)
  • The Catamaran Sandwich — Marinated zucchini, scallion cheddar cheeze, cilantro-almond pesto, red onions, shredded carrots, and lettuce on sourdough bread. SF (Contains cashews + Almonds)
  • Breakfast Wrap — Tofu scramble, jalapenos, red onions, coconut bacon, sweet potatoes, smoky superhero sauce and lettuce wrapped in a tortilla! NF

PLATES + SALADS

  • Barbecue Jackfruit Plate — $11 Pulled jackfruit slow-roasted in house-made gochujang barbecue sauce with pineapple, served over quinoa with cabbage, pickled onions, pepitas, and aioli drizzle. GF NF (Can be made oil-free.)
  • Spicy Baked Tofu Plate — $11 The name says it all! Spicy baked tofu served over quinoa with cabbage, roasted garlic, carrots, scallions, pepitas, and aioli drizzle. GF NF
  • Chadford Astoria Salad — $9 Greens, cabbage, carrots, and dried cranberries tossed with Caesar dressing, then topped with coconut bacon, scallions, and pepitas. Add a fried chick’n patty for $2. GF NF

BREAKFAST + TREATS (served all day)

KIDDOS — $5

Served with tortilla chips.

  • Fried Chick'n Strips
  • Peanut Butter & Jelly

FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA PARTY MENU — 11/16

Pickles on a Pizza $12
You can put pickles on a pizza?
You can put anything on a pizza, Young Jedi.
Seasoned “beef,” pickles, superhero sauce drizzle.

Nacho Libre $13
Barbecue sauce base with fried chick’n, jalapenos, and crushed tortilla chips.

Authentic Mid-Ohio Taco ’Za $12
Enchilada-seasoned beef chili, jalapenos, cabbage, spicy aioli.

BLATZA $13
Think of a bacon/lettuce/tomato and avocado pizza: post-bake coconut bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato, aioli.

Orange County PTA $12
Kalamata olives, pickled red onions, and pepitas.

Buffa-WHOA $12
Fried chick’n, red onions, buffalo sauce drizzle.

Kevin McAllister $10 (+toppings)
Traditional cheeze ’za with your choice of toppings!

 

BRUNCH - 11/17 and 11/18

Denny O’s Vegan Breakfast Grand Slam $12
The All-American Classic got even more classic-er: cheezy tofu scramble, coconut bacon, sliced “sausage,” and multigrain toast. Now that’s what we call a home run. NF

Jean Claude van Randy Burrito or Plate $10
7 layers plus one more layer bb! Seasoned “beef,” buffalo queso, quinoa, guacamole, tomato, onion, lettuce, spicy aioli. Your choice, wrapped up or skip the tortilla to make it g-free and get it on a plate. Put that on a stamp and lick it.

Breakfast Wrap $10
Tofu scramble, jalapenos, coconut bacon, red onions, sweet potatoes, smoky superhero sauce and lettuce wrapped in a locally-made tortilla. Served with a choice of chips + cowboy caviar or a side salad. NF

Buffa-Chicky BLAT $10
Buffalo chick’n with coconut bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Get it your way, as a wrap or a sammy. Served with a choice of chips + cowboy caviar or side salad. NF

Tres Tacos Hermanos $10
Buffalo queso, seasoned “beef,” pickled onions, red cabbage, and aioli on a corn tortilla x 3! Served with chips + cowboy caviar or a side salad. GF

“Sausage” Hulk Hoagie $10
House-made “sausage” with warm marinara sauce, scallion cheddar cheeze, and red onions on a Lucky Cat vegan bun. Served with your choice of chips + cowboy caviar or side salad. SF

Chadford Astoria Salad $9
Greens, cabbage, carrots, and dried cranberries tossed with caesar dressing, then topped with coconut bacon, scallions, and pepitas. GF NF Add a fried chick’n patty for $2. (not GF)

Cinnamon Roll $4
Muffin du Jour $3.50
Peanut Butter Brownie $4 GF

 

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