Our food is 100% vegan and made from scratch, with love.


UPDATE: March 23, 2020 — Our Menu will be changing daily, based on supply and stock levels.

To place an order online, please do so before 4pm to be prepared the same day. To place an order for the same day after 4pm, call 614-725-1505 with a credit card handy.

Delivery: For delivery, you must be within 5-mile radius of Two Dollar Radio HQ at 1124 Parsons Avenue. There will be a $5 delivery fee.

Carryout: Place the order online before 4pm or by calling 614-725-1505 after 4pm. Once you arrive at HQ, call 614-725-1505 and we will walk the order outside to your car.

TUESDAY, MARCH 24, 2020 — 4:30pm - 7:30pm

GF = Gluten-free | NF = Nut-free | SF = Soy-free | Everything is Vegan!

DRINKS — Non-Alcoholic

  • IBC Root Beer — $2
  • Grapefuit Jarritos — $2


  • One Line Colombia el Progresso Coffee — $14 — 16oz bag (available whole bean or ground)

DRINKS — Alcoholic

  • Hamm's (16oz can) — $2 — Fine American Lager.
  • Seventh Son 'Kitty Paw' (12oz can) — $3.50 — Raspberry Hard Seltzer.
  • Avalon Cabernet Sauvignon — $12 — 750ml bottle
  • VERA Vinho Verde Rose — $12 — 750ml bottle
  • Indaba Sauvignon Blanc — $12 — 750ml bottle
  • Zardetto Prosecco — $6 — 187ml individual bottle


Our dips and sauces are all made in-house. Serving size is an 8 oz container.

  • House-made Salsa — $5 GF SF NF
  • Parsons Mediterranean Hummus — $5 GF SF NF
  • Buffalo Queso — $8 — Our buffalo queso is a perfect vegan cashew cheese addition to any sandwich and taco, or serve it warm or cold as a dip with chips or veggies! (Contains cashews + soy.) GF
  • Farmhouse Ranch Dressing — $5 GF NF SF


Some might call it a quesadilla, others a crunchwrap supreme. We call it by it’s rightful name: El Tortuga. All tortugas are wrapped in a Koki's flour burrito tortilla and baked, not fried.

  • Walnut Chorizo Tortuga — $8 — Walnut chorizo with charred cabbage, jalapenos, tomatoes, and cheeze. (Contains cashews + walnuts)
  • Taco Mac 'n' Cheeze Tortuga — $8.50 — Buffalo mac and cheeze with seasoned beef and jalapenos. (Contains cashews)
  • Breakfast Tortuga — $7 — Tofu scramble, coconut bacon, cheeze, and jalapenos. (Contains cashews)
  • Pepperoni Tortuga — $7 — House-made seitan "pepperoni," marinara sauce, cheeze, and pickled onions. (Contains cashews.)

WRAPS — $10

Served with a choice of Salad, Soup, or Home Fries.

All cheezes contain cashews.


Served with a choice of Salad, Soup, or Home Fries.

All cheezes contain cashews.

  • Second Pair of Black Jeans Eggplant Po' Boy — Take a jaunt down to the Garden District farmer’s market with this winning po' boy: Battered & baked eggplant with lettuce, tomato, chili-lime slaw, and a zingy, zesty remoulade sauce. SF NF
  • Chai Fieri’s Pepperoni Pep Talk Hoagie — Put some pep in  your step: house-made seitan “pepperoni,” scallion cheddar cheeze spread, charred cabbage, pickles, and street sauce on a hoagie bun. (contains cashews)

  • Parsons Mediterranean Sandwich — Cajun eggplant, hummus, lettuce, tomato, pickled onion, cucumber, and remoulade on “honey” wheat bread. SF NF


Your choice of 2 x 6" Flour Tortillas, or 3 x 4" Corn Tortillas. Served with a choice of Salad, Soup, or Home Fries.

  • Tres Tacos Hermanos $10 — Seasoned “beef,” buffalo queso, pickled onions, chili-lime slaw, and remoulade on 3 4” corn tortillas.(contains cashews)
  • Walnut Chorizo Tacos $11 — Walnut chorizo, scallion cheddar cheeze spread, charred cabbage, pepitas and street sauce. GF SF (contains cashews + walnuts)

  • Hamburger Tacos $10 — Seasoned "beef," shredded cheeze, chili-lime slaw, salsa, remoulade, coconut bacon. (contains cashews + coconut)


  • Side Salad — $3 — Greens with farmhouse ranch dressing, pickled onion, tomatoes, and pepitas. GF NF
  • Soup du Jour — $3 (cup) — Rotating selection of soup.
  • Frosted Sugar Cookie — $1.50



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COFFEE & TEA (view menu)

BAR (view menu)